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  • Question: What sort of birb are you, Birb? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    importantbirds:

    Feath,r?
    Probably has beaks. This is the kind

Source: importantbirds
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Day 15: happy to be alive after the most harrowing flight of my life in this joke of an airplane

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Day 11: Cooking a big ol’ dinner for the bestie’s bday: arugula pom kernals pistachio-crusted goat cheese | sambal orange shrimp w/ siracha aioli | kumquat tamari ginger glazed salmon roasted brussels w/ caramelized onion & bacon | seared ribeye w/ carrot parsnip mash | pistachio fig cake w/ orange-scented buttercream (not pictured)

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Day 9: Pounds and pounds of pork at Carnitas snack

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Day 8: being groped by middle-aged women at a concert for old people

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importantbirds:

Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.

b-b-b-birb birb birb, birb is the word

(via dilfgod)

Source: taiwanesefood
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Day 7: part two of my dessert flight: meyer lemon curd, vanilla bean gelato, roasted california blueberries, pie crust crumbles with habanero-chocolate shavings and a touch of berry-infused sea salt!

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Day 6: soaking in the sunshine and the realization that it’s a privilege to work at the VA and live in San Diego

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Day 5: facetiming with doge

Day 5: facetiming with doge